Here are some funny cheesy phrases that'll cheer up your day!
* I thought pigs lived in farms, what are u doing here?!?
* I'm not handicaped, I'm just LAZY!
* I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!
* There's a *NEW* Mexico?!?
* I thought my attitude was bad, until I smelled your breath!
* I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!
* Dain Bramaged.
* Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
* I love cats... they taste just like chicken
* I am nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore i am perfect! ;)
* Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
* I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
* Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car!
* Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
* I'm knot dumb!
* She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
* If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten
From.. everywhere in the WWW!
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