How to fail a test with dignity #1

Thursday, July 8, 2010

My dad received this chain forwarded e-mail on the 'unusual' (VERY unusual :P) answers of students to certain questions in their exams.

ROFL.

Don't know whether it's true, or made up... either-way, it's funny. Most of the answers are very =.="

Answers in bold italic.

What was Sir Walter Raleigh famous for?
He is a noted figure in history because he invented cigarettes and started a craze for bicycles.

What did Mahatma Gandhi and Genghis Khan have in common?
Unusual names.

Name one of the early Romans' greatest achievements.
Learning to speak Latin.

Name six animals which live specifically in the Artic.
Two polar bears and four seals

Name the wife of Orpheus, whom he attempted to save from the underworld.
Mrs. Orpheus

Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom.

What happens during puberty to a boy?
He says goodbye to his childhood and enters adultery.

What is the meaning of the word, 'varicose'?
Close by

What is the highest frequency noise that a human can register?
Mariah Carey.

Joanna works in an office. Her computer is a stand-alone system. What is a stand-alone computer system?
It doesn't come with a chair.

Where was Hadrian's Wall built?
Around Hadrian's garden

The race of people known as Malays come from which country?
Malaria.

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