Madagascar 2: Escape to Africa.
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
The movie is very funny. I laughed my head off throughout the movie! You guys should watch it ;)
Some really funny quotes from the movie:
Julien: [King Julian has popped out from a cake] Hey, surprise, freaks! I am coming with you!
Alex: Oh ho ho, no, thank you.
Julien: Oh, *yes*, thank you. It is *my* plane!
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Private: In case of a loss of oxygen, please place your masks over your faces to hide your terrified expressions from the other passengers.
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Skipper: We've lost engine one.
Private: And engine two is no longer on fire.
Kowalski: [on the microphone] This is your captain speaking. I have good news and bad news. The good news is that we will be landing immediately.
[everyone claps]
Kowalski: The bad news is we're crash landing.
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Kowalski: [the plane has crash landed and the penguins are looking at a clipboard] Only two passengers unaccounted for, Skipper.
Private: That's a number I can live with! Good landing, boys! Who says a penguin can't fly?
[all slap flippers]
Alex: [Gloria and others are talking in background. Alex approaches the plane] Hey! Happy Slappers! Is there any reason to celebrate? Look at the plane!
Private: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Private: Grit, spit
[Rico spits]
Private: , and a whole lotta duct tape.
[Private pulls out duct tape]
Private: We should be up and running in say... six to nine months.
Alex: Sixty-nine months?
Private: No! Six *to nine* months. Kowalski
[turns]
Private: , I say we use this setback to our advantage.
Alex: [overlapping] Wh... Where do you get... Where do you pull that number out of, huh?
Private: [to Kowalski] I want you to reconfigure the design, so start reconfiguring!
Alex: [still overlapping] Great, that's a great... How do you estimate that?
Private: [turning to Alex] You! Pretty boy! Why don't you and your friends dig a tree, maybe find water.
Alex: [by this time, Gloria, Melman, and Marty have taken notice] Hold on, hold on a second. Who made you... king of the plane wreck?
Private: 'Scuse me?
[Private whips out a pocketknife]
Private: Fine! You can be in charge! You fix the plane!
Alex: Who gives you the authority to put me in charge?
Private: Okay then... I'll remain in charge.
[Private retracts pocketknife]
Alex: Yeah, that's right! You will remain in charge.
Private: You and your little friends can stay out of our hair.
Alex: Correctamundo! Because I decided to!
Private: Good for you!
Alex: Yeah, well guess what: This discussion - isn't over.
[Walks away]
Taken from: IMDB
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